Matt Cutts says this is the BEST Business Card Ever

In case you can’t read the image, it says:

USED CARS — LAND — WHISKEY — MANURE — NAILS

FLY SWATTERS — RACING FORMS — BONGOS

ENTERPRISES, Un-Ltd.

W. W. GREEN, President

Wars Fought

Stud Service

Revolutions Started

Tigers Tamed

Assassinations Plotted

Bars Emptied

Governments Run

Computers Verified

Uprisings Quelled

Orgies Organized